5 Reasons I Hate Amusement Parks

So I was listening to some friends talk about amusement parks today.  They all were talking about really awesome parks that had amazing rides but I would like to talk about 5 reasons I hate amusement parks:

1.) It draws the rednecks out

There are always tons of rednecks that go to amusement parks.  I think that they skip the beach and go to amusement parks for vactions.  It is like swimming in a pool of mullets and beer bellies.  Oh, and let's not foget those awesome shirts that say witty phrases on them like "Your girlfriend thinks I'm hott" or something so smart like that.

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2.) It's always hot.

Everyone wants to go in the summer and add that to the other thousands of people that are in the park, it ends up being a sweaty mess.

3.) I get motion sickness.

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No matter how much Dramamine I dope up on, I always end up getting sick.  I think its a mix of the heat, greasy food, and motion.  It is not a pretty picture because I walk around green all day long.  All I really want to do is curl up in air conditioning and go to sleep.

4.) You always hear about someone who had died on a ride.
Now if I was the president of some big amusement park, you better believe I'd be paying a high price for witnesses to keep their mouths shuts about a death.  Apparantly, there guys don't or people spread some pretty good rumors.
Check out these trajedies that have happenend at Amusement Parks and Carnivals

5.) Last but not least, THE LINES!

Even if there is only 300 people on the park and 30 rides (for those who aren't so good at math that is 10 people per ride), there is always a line.  I hate waiting in line for an hour for a 45 second ride.  That my friends, is a rip off.